Score: 3

"good song, bad flash"

submission: Enormous Penis

date: August 10, 2006

Often times I'll find myself watching a flash with the speakers off because the audio is so crappy. This one however, I listened to and had to keep the window minimized.

Score: 5

"50/50"

submission: Alien Surprise

date: July 22, 2006

Had really great graphics and animation but it didn't have the smallest trace of a plot and the only jokes that were made were all shitty (literally). Sound quality needs to be a little better, too. For a short, more work could've been put into this.

Score: 0

"Wow, that sucked... *bangs head on desk*"

submission: Just a Dot?

date: May 24, 2005

....go hang yourself on your mom's hairy cock and die.... and i dont care about your free whistle points BITCH!!!

....my acid trips are way better than that shit!!!

Score: 10

"Heheh... noice"

submission: Bunnykill

date: January 16, 2005

That was beeeeeeeeautiful (BLOOD, GLORIOUS BLOOD)

I wanna know how you can go inside someone's head, pop out, and end up without so much as a single friggin drop of blood (glorious bloooooooooooooood)!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@!1112q#!@%77`B00FK0I

Score: 7

"LOLWTF!!!"

submission: An Average-Day At School

date: January 12, 2005

What a way to half-ass the ending "YOU CAME TO SCHOOL AN HOUR EARLY" lol!!!

Pretty good game, though i dont see how you could get ur neck slit by a friggin piece of paper.

Score: 8

"Didn't get it but..."

submission: Renaissance

date: December 17, 2004

Hey, that was REALLY deep, I almost thought my whole life through and stuff, I give it a fifen.

Score: 8

"umm...yeah"

submission: Roy's Pipeline

date: December 2, 2004

well... that was... interesting...

Score: 0

"I dont care how much I hate Bush!!!!!"

submission: Bitch-Slap Bush v2

date: November 3, 2004

Dude, credit or no, you stole the idea and I dont care what anyone else says. I used to really like playing Spank the Monkey but now you have taken the "American Way" (stealing things entirely and adding some crappy frilly stuff) way too fucking far!!!!!

4 years is going to be too long...

Score: 1

"WTF!?!"

submission: Newbs

date: November 3, 2004

Dude, the title of this flash says a lot more about the author than it's supposed to (if you know what I mean)!!!!

That was almost the BIGGEST FUCKING waste of time I've ever experienced in a flash (but "Dude where's my Lightsaber" was the suckiest).

Score: 8

"Lmao"

submission: (2003)Bar Fight!

date: September 18, 2004

Dude, ur so fuckin awesome! Whatta flash! (u should consider getting a camera tht is actually, well... good cuz the graphics sucked, but hoo gives a crap)

PS- Spud_89 is a fuckin tard if all that he can come up with is how he's the 700th reviewer of ur flash. I hope he get's hit by a fucking bus!!!

PSS- Jk 'bout that bus crap, lol. but u seriously r a tard, Spud_89